The Torah In Haiku: Vayikra
When God dictated the Torah to Moses, God told Moses to write "Vayikra el Moshe" (He called to Moses). But Moses, who was the most humble man who ever lived, preferred to write "Vayikar el Moshe" (He happened upon Moses). That way it would sound as if God had not summoned Moses out of God's great love for him, but had merely met Moses by chance ... When God saw that Moses had left of the aleph at the end of Vayikra, God commanded Moses to add the aleph. Moses obeyed God, but wrote that aleph smaller than usual.